Code blue!

**Lefty** · June 23rd, 2005, 08:01 PM

I swear, I aint got 'em! Nice doggy. Must be the mints. Doggies love mints, you know.

**cherrysmum** · June 24th, 2005, 07:27 PM

ok..wazza goofball????

**cherrysis** · June 24th, 2005, 08:35 PM

I seriously don't know...but it sounds hilarious and the first time I heard it...me ex father in law said the same thing about some teenagers that came racing down his country road on ATV's
He said "LORDY LOOK AT THEM BOYS ALL HOPPED UP ON GOOFBALLS" I still get tickled everytime I hear it!!! I think however it has to do with dope!!!!

**Lefty** · June 27th, 2005, 03:30 AM

I'm not sure about the exact etymology (ask an actual American) but it refers to being high on valium. Valium, or goofballs, is often referred to with "hepped up on" or "whacked up on", but I think the first is funnier.

Here endeth the lesson.

**cherrysis** · June 28th, 2005, 03:45 AM

OH WELL **** IN THAT CASE I DEMAND MY GOOFBALLS NOW!!!

**cherrysmum** · June 28th, 2005, 10:05 PM

maybe you just misunderstood...p[erhaps the atv riders were wizzing over a golf course,,,and it is golfballs they were looking for...*grinning*

**Lefty** · June 29th, 2005, 01:46 PM

*Choking*

Nurse, get the Extractor 2000. We've got another golfball related clog.
How do they get them in there?
No, not the ****** extractor. The other one!
Oh, wow, gosh, it's being sterilized as we speak.
There's no time to lose, this man is choking! Sir! Sir! Blink once if you want us to help you with this recently used ****** extractor, or blink twice if you'd rather suffocate.